Halland News

Halland News – Tonight, Halland News has just been informed that the Halland Military is operating inside McDonaldland. Pictured below is believed to be Halland’s Special Operations Alpha Team which is the larger unit within Special Operations. It is unclear as to why the unit is operating inside McDonaldland although military strategists believe that this is evidence of the General authorizing military action inside McDonaldland.

There have been no reports of gunfire or any confrontations and it’s also unclear if the McDonaldland Government has knowledge of any operations conducted by the Halland Military.

"I believe the Halland Military has sent out an advance recon force in order to scout enemy targets to be targeted by artillery,” suggested one military strategist. "This could be the very beginning stages of a conflict or the Halland Government is paying back the McDonaldland military for the cabin retreat incident.”

Halland News – It’s already been announced that portions of the Halland Military has mobilized near the McDonaldland border but satellite imagery has confirmed the build-up. Shown in the two satellite photos below are heat enhanced images taken near the border of McDonaldland of the supposed massive build-up as of yesterday.  In one image, at least 40 combat vehicles were visible which is believed to be from Halland’s 4^th Mechanized Infantry Division. The satellite image also reveals hundreds of troops massed near their vehicles.

In another image, tanks were seen not far from the 4^th Mechanized Infantry Division but in a non-offensive manner. Some military analysts seemed perplexed by the formations. "The satellite images confirm that resources are deployed but they have not yet begun to take on an offensive posture which is odd,” cited one analyst. "When I see vehicles grouped together in satellite images, it ...