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Halland News – With the news coming out of Hallville showing photos of the McDonaldland military aggressively operating around and inside General Amongtsus’ cabin retreat, the Halland Security team that was assigned around the retreat is under investigation. That information comes from an anonymous source from the Halland Intelligence Agency (HIA). However, the HIA is also fully aware that the Hallville Government likes to use any intelligence or photos to fuel the flames of war.

"It appears it’s the same Hallville Government as before,” proclaimed one political analyst. "This is a government bent on deception and spreading their own propaganda in order to derail peace throughout the Hall Nations. And if people think that they have scaled back their military, they’re dead wrong.”

However, McDonaldland may have crossed a line according to the anonymous HIA source. "I think it shows an aggressive posture towards ...

Halland News – General Amongstus was out celebrating his birthday early at a cabin retreat and even representatives from Evelynland and McDonaldland were present. The General was treated with the 5^th Mechanized Infantry Division which paraded in front of the General in all of its might.

The 5^th Mechanized Infantry Division is considered to be one of the strongest Mechanized Infantry Divisions in the country despite it being the smallest Division from a personnel standpoint. It’s estimated that the Division has an estimated strength of 260 troops. It’s also the first time the entire Division has been photographed in its entirety.

The General did remind all that were in attendance that war could always be around the corner even though the country is in its most peaceful state now. The General was quoted with saying, "In times of peace, we should always be prepared for war."

We were advised ...