Hallville News

AP>  In recent news Halland has been reporting various activities among their troops. Though none to be seen on the aggressive side, there is a lot of fake news coming from them. The first is they are stating that McDonaldland has been conquered. Well in order for that to have happened, There must be a physical military presence within McDonaldland's border. We we all know that is not the case. There are no Halland military or diplomats inside of McDonaldland. SO NOT CONQUERED! The second thing is Halland says their HIA is best among the nations. Well our intelligence agency laughs at that. There are so many things that have gone under the radar from the HIA even though it was right in front of them. Their push to want Hallville to be responsible for everything has given them tunnel vision. Maybe they need to pay attention to whats happening ...

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 Earlier today photos surface showing columns of tanks and missiles crossing into EvelynLand and meeting up with a small unit of McDonaldland military. Leaders from both nation were enjoying a much needed vacation and to discuss some upcoming operations that will be conducted by Hallville and their coalition. We do know that one of the topics is this ongoing smear campaign that the "Hall Wars" people have been conducting for the past few months. One Hallville adviser put out the following statement.

 

  "We have been currently investigating into the source of the "Hall War" e-mails that all the nations have been receiving. One thing is for sure, they have successfully accomplished their smear campaign against Hallville. As of recent, Halland has been accusing Hallville of some certain things pertaining to them, which has caused Halland to start blowing hot air towards Hallville. So who ever the "Hall War" source is, ...